When moving to this complex I had my reservations. Would I be able to walk out on my balcony overlooking the beautiful scenic metropolis...
When moving to this complex I had my reservations. Would I be able to walk out on my balcony overlooking the beautiful scenic metropolis that is rural hall in nothing but a stolen hotel bathrobe and a speedo? Would I be able to do my shower yoga instructional videos. Would my dogs have a place to frolic and skip gayly about? All of these questions were answered with a resounding YES! I have a balcony that provides me with a view of this bustling little corner of paradise. The showers are spacious and extremely accommodating for my large pear shaped frame. My pooches frolic and skip to their little puppy hearts content.
This is a great location. Not far from Winston Salem. There is a grocery store, and gun range/store down the street, along with a subway. So if I need to pick up a 2 liter of cola, a box of +p+ 9mm hollow points, and a foot long meatball marinara, it's totally doable!!!
The apartment is super nice. The appliances are up to date, the rooms have ceiling fans, and the shower heads spray water out of them, as opposed to sprite!!! (don't ask, my last apartment complex was not run properly).
The walls are super thick, so I know that when I practice my African Pachyderm Mating calls at 2am, (the best hour for Elephants to get. it. on), I am not bothering a soul.
The pool is super clean and they have tons of chairs, tables, and loungers so I can get my tan on. (I'm trying to go full on bronze this year). They also have a fire pit so when you want to be all romantic with your boyfriend, you can have competitions with each other! Like, "who can jump over this fire pit and not catch their butt on fire?" (that is my favorite. current record is 2-1).
They have a cool dog park with lots of dog activities in case you want to make your dog do stuff like jump over a metal pole, or go up one side and down the other of this teeter totter. Don't get it twisted, your dog isn't going to the westminster with this set up, but it gets the job done. There is also some benches and chairs in case you're too lazy to interact with your dog and you just want to be a bum.
Overall, this apartment complex is the best place I've lived in a long time. The staff is super nice, they give me free food sometimes, and they throw these parties, not the parties I'm used to that end in tears, and trips to the ER, but classy parties with Pizza, and Beer in cans. CANS!!!
So, you should live here. Come say Hi. I'm the hot dude that stands on his balcony surveying his surroundings as the sun comes over the horizon and warms his face and naked chest.
Toodles!